A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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