Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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