You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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