She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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