Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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