is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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