u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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