Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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