Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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