I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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