1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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