we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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