susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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