you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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