Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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