Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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