He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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