Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
it hurts more in the daytime
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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