Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
