apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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