Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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