we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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