Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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