My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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