physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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