Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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