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(909): View more from California

The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.

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3?

(909): View more from California

Me, myself and I

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(619): View more from California

Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!

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(214): View more from Texas

just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.

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(503): View more from Oregon

my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"

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(908): View more from New Jersey

This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me

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(813): View more from Florida

I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no

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(631): View more from New York

he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.

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