He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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