even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
