You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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