I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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