Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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