Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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