i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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