Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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