If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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