How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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