belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
