Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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