So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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