and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
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