I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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