Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I think your dad took our porno
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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