It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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