Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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