i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
My orgasm happened in two different decades
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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