And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
