I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
