You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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