She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
