Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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