it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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