Whod you bang
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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